So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
reblogging (again) because cripples my heart so much.
Make John Green find the thing!
guys, the whole possession thing should have been more obvious from the start because all season stiles hasn’t been wearing plaid.
flashforward to tonight, what is stiles-in-his-mind wearing…plaid.
You got anything for his mouth?
It’s amazing/terrifying that he can cause so much devastation, even with HALF HIS FACE COVERED…
…not gonna lie, I’m a little bit embarrassed of my obsession with this boy/his acting skills…
Enjoy all the best moments in GIFs from President Obama’s appearance on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
Dexter Holland and his flying braids
I don’t know if I would go that far….more like surprises people. I can’t tell you how many people I’ve met who think I listen to country…
Ladiiiies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer!
That’s right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics which might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time!
So, protect your family! This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real!
These real things are commonly known as “life”! So… if it sounds sarcastic, do not take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all! And if it offends you, just… don’t… listen to it!
The Offspring have the best album disclaimer.